"I am currently trespassing across a field in america, my home country. Who is the first person to think up land ownership? Why do we need land ownership? Why don't we make it just a little bit more loose, eh? Why can't you just go walk in nature, right out your back door? And go somewhere, anywhere, wherever your feet wanna take you? Sometimes I feel like a fruity dreamer."
"Here we are: Koh Ma, Thailand. This right here is a tiny little island that you can walk out to, but only at low tide. Snorkelers from all over the world are jealous of us right now. They are writing notes about how sad they are because they are not snorkeling right here. And they are sending them off to Santa, hoping that next year they can come and snorkel here at Koh Ma."